Rules
The whole ranking rule
- Position is decided by the total money paid on a listing. Nothing else. No algorithm, no editors, no reviews, no follower counts.
- Equal totals: whoever reached that number first stays ahead. Bid higher, or bid sooner.
- Anyone can add to any listing, including one they did not create. Money is the only identity that matters here.
- Positions are permanent only until somebody pays more. Nothing is reserved, nothing expires and nothing is refunded when you are pushed down.
- Adding money to a listing is the only thing that moves it. Nothing else on a listing can be changed, by anyone, ever.
Coupons
- A coupon replaces the amount and skips payment: the bid goes on the board immediately, with nothing to pay and no code to paste anywhere.
- Each coupon is good once per browser and once per shop. It cannot be used to walk a listing up the board a free dollar at a time.
- A coupon bid counts exactly like a paid one. It shows in the activity feed, it can be outbid by anyone, and it is not refunded or reversed.
- Currently accepted: NEW.
Money
- Payments run through Ko-fi. Card details never touch this site.
- Whole US dollars. $1 minimum for a new listing, $1 minimum to raise one, $999,999 maximum on a listing.
- You are credited exactly what arrives. Pay less than you pledged and you get the position that smaller amount buys.
- All payments are final. No refunds, for any reason, including a listing later being reported and hidden.
- Every payment carries a one-time order code. A payment without its code cannot be matched automatically and has to be sorted out by hand with the operator.
Listings cannot be edited, only outbid
There is no edit screen anywhere on this site, by design. The name, Telegram handle, type, type and description are frozen the moment the first bid lands. That is why there is a preview step you have to confirm first. If you get something wrong, the only remedy is paying for another listing.
What belongs here
- Telegram shops: a bot that takes orders, a channel that posts a catalogue, or a group where deals happen.
- Public usernames only. Private invite links (t.me/+xxxx) cannot be listed, because nobody can check what is behind them.
- List a shop you run. Listing somebody else's is impersonation and gets removed.
- Maximum 5 listings created from one browser.
What a high rank means
That the shop paid more than the ones below it. That is all. It is not a review, not a rating, not vetting, and not a promise that anybody ships anything. This site takes payment for position on a list and nothing else: it does not handle your purchase, hold escrow, verify sellers or settle disputes between you and a shop. Check any shop yourself before you send it money, and never pay a stranger in a way you cannot reverse.
What gets a listing removed
Everything on this board has to be safe for work, legal and honestly described. No adult or sexual content of any kind, nothing illegal or regulated, nothing built to deceive. The full list, and how it is enforced, is the content policy.
- Submissions are screened before they can be paid for. An obvious breach is refused and nothing is charged.
- Anyone can report a listing and say what is wrong with it. 4 reports from different visitors hide it automatically.
- Money paid on a removed or hidden listing is not returned. Rank buys position, not immunity.
Identity
There is nothing to sign up for and nothing to log in to. A cookie remembers which listings and orders came from this browser so it can show them back to you on My bids. That is all it does: it gives you no control over a listing that others do not also have.
Right now: 1 shops listed, $1 bid in total.